I've just had a brainwave. Like many of you here I've watched some YouTube tutorials, got some Fruity Loops, and now i'm starting to make some mad choonz. Respek'. I'm gonna be taking anybody who's interested on a wonderful journey of self discovery, learning and most importantly, growing my online epeen.

I'm a total noob right now, but each week i'll be uploading a new piece. YOU the listener get to choose the style, control, damage and aggression. Wait that's robot wars... Well you get the idea! You guys pick some 'mazin themes, I have a go at clobbering my face against a keyboard until a 'song' is farted out of my brain. Deal?

Well lets get started! My first song I ever did when I opened that fresh packet of Fruity Loops. My inspiration was the sound a doorbell makes. Random but I didn't care at the time, I just needed something to start with and grow a strong healthy tune from. You'll find it under 'Doorbells are epic'